I Suwannee
Birmingham is about to join the big boys. Aren’t we cool? But then again, some group of assholes always manages to pull us back down… How’s this for idiocy?
Alabama must keep its bloated, racist, straitjacketing Constitution of 1901 because it was “ordained and established by the sovereignty of God.”
I suwannee [that's Southern for "I swear," Pronounced - "swu-an-E"]. Oye.
So, here’s a question - I’m co-best man in an upcoming wedding, and we are heavy into the planning of the sacred bachelor party. Perhaps there are things we have not thought of???? Anyone have some suggestions?

















